My life right now

This week was one that was very odd. It just proved to me that this city is full of freaks!!
On thursday morning, I became an aunt. My brother was crying on the phone about being a father. I was helping my friend Maia look for an apartment , and all we found were crazy ass motherfuckers, one guy wanted sex, another woman wanted a sign from a god to make sure she was the right fit. I got a horrible mid progress report from my chef, I hate that woman, but I only have two more weeks with her. I have a test and a couple more homeworks to prove to her that I actually care about pastry and baking. She doesn' t like me because I have a nose piercing and I wear men's ties. She said some weird comments about it when I came into class on friday. Who cares, the bitch is from Utah and was a mormon. What else, I got a job offer to be a research assistant to a man writing a book on sexual fetishes and trantric sex. I would interview people on their fetishes and learn more about tantric sex, while getting paid 3,450 a month. it's insane, I don't know how these people find me. He found me through someone I dated 2 years ago, let's just say i was recommended. I don't have fetishes but I am definatly interested in the history of them.. I am talking to his agency this thursday and getting a contract and all that stuff done and if i agree with everything, I get my first check in 3 weeks.
The first thing I am going to do with that check is pay off my credit card bill and get my own one bedroom apartment in the east village.
I am also going to record some songs next friday....
life is full of surprises
OK I gotta go buy new victoria secret underwear, and funky clothes
peace.